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Thursday, 9 August 2012

A new hot air processing plant comes on stream: The Kampala ICGLR "Neutral Force"

Posted on 13:55 by Unknown

(PHOTO: President Paul Kagame, right, conversing with Foreign Minister

Louise Mushikiwabo, center, Defense Minister James Kabarebe, left, and

another member of the Rwandan delegation at Kampala.)



***



The 2-day Kampala summit (August 7-8) of the heads of states of the

International Conference on the Great Lakes Region (ICGLR) has ended

with an impressive list of resolutions to show to the world.





Of the 11 ICGLR member states, 5 heads of states attended the Kampala

summit: Joseph Kabila (DRC), Kagame (Rwanda), Jakaya Kikwete

(Tanzania), Pierre Nkurunziza (Burundi), and Uganda's Yoweri Museveni

(chairperson and host).





Among the resolutions taken by the Summit was the creation of a

regional military "neutral force" to crush the "negative forces"

infesting eastern DRC.





This "neutral force" is, in other words, some kind of an irenic

contraption that would, at the push of a button, magically spray an

everlasting balm of peace over eastern DRC!





Furthermore, why use that qualifier--"neutral"--when this force, for

all intent and purposes, is set to move in and attack so-called

"negative forces"?





Anyway, a subcommittee of 7 defense ministers (Angola, Burundi,

Congo-Brazzaville, DRC, Rwanda, Tanzania and Uganda) was created to

come up, in 2 weeks' time (!), with "urgent actionable steps to ensure

that fighting stop completely to allow for consolidation of peace,

security and stability."





Just in case you had your hopes high on African wisdom finally

prevailing over raw madness unleashed on eastern Congo, Rwandan

Foreign Minister Louise Mushikiwabo quickly put a damper on this early

and uncalled-for enthusiasm:





"We need, as a region, to better understand this conflict before we

send in troops!," she blurted out to the media.





Maybe Mushikiwabo means that the Defense Ministers will have to redo

the investigation done by the UN Group of Experts.





Who knows? This is after all a batshit crazy neighborhood populated by

some of the world's most unhinged leaders!





When this wacky, unfundable, and unfeasible project was first aired

and then confirmed by ICGLR heads of states at Addis Abeba in July,

Belgian journo Colette Braeckman was so exercised by it that she wrote

on her blog a post titled "A new gas processing plant along Lake

Kivu."





Not for the methane gas lying at the bottom of the lake, mind you, but

a hot hair processing plant, that is.





(see Page Address:

blog.lesoir.be/colette-braeckman/2012/07/16/une-nouvelle-usine-a-gaz-le-long-du-lac-kivu/)





Braeckman had a string of rhetorical questions concerning this

project, apparently concocted by some rocket scientists of the African

Great Lakes region.





Like this one: Why not just implement a cost-neutral project of

boosting the mandate of MONUSCO, which already has boots on the

ground?





(Or, as Braeckman answers her own question, maybe Rwanda doesn't want

MONUSCO anywhere near this thing since it spilled the beans on

President Kagame's new military entrepreneurial project in the Congo.)





Among the many other questions Braeckman posed was the following one:





What about providing MONUSCO with surveillance drones, or about Rwanda

just ceasing and desisting from supporting the M23 insurgency?





Braeckman has also this radical proposal to those ICGRL mad scientists:





What about unrolling electrified concertina wires along the border

with Rwanda, where bodies of insurgents and blood-mineral trafickers

without borders would be fried and counted every morning?





The only problem Braeckman finds with concertina wires is the

gorillas, who freely roam between the two countries.





Braeckman was right in concluding that nothing good could possibly

come out of this ICGLR contraption.





This whole project, she rightly said, is nothing more than a

ridiculous hot air plant project concocted to buy time for Rwanda,

waste time for the international community, and give extra time to M23

to waste more Congolese citizens' lives.



***



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